00:38, Saturday, Dec. 08, 2012
I am flatter than my brother.
I am flatter than I was last year, two years ago, heck, even when I first started school.
Maybe because I got broader, my boobs just, you know, grew further away from each other, making me seem more flat.
But this year I gained a lot of fat around my stomach and on my back and on my face and stuff, but my boobs shrank.
What. The. Fuck.
If you look at my naked silhouette you will see a pre-teen boy, no exaggeration. The only thing keeping up my facade is bras. Not even push up bras, but normal bras which are actually hollow inside, but you don't know that.
I am so flat that I can run without a bra and feel perfectly fine. Fuck this shit.
This has been the worst year. Seriously.